etoiles-filantes:

crashthen3t:

actual cannibal carey price

you’re walking in brossard
there’s no one around and twitter is down
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
carey price
he’s following you, about 30 feet back
he gets into his blue pickup truck with the decals and floors it
he’s gaining on you
carey price
you’re looking for your car
but you’re all turned around
and you can see there’s biosteel on his face
MY GOD THERE’S BIOSTEEL EVERYWHERE!
running for your life
from carey price
he just got off the ice
it’s carey price
lurking in his ford truck
montreal superstar carey price
living on the south shore
carey price
plays professional sports
carey price
roping all the bodies
actual goaltender carey price
fyeahryanwhite53:

He makes the best faces.
m0ntrealcanadiens:

THE HABS TURTLE NECK, I CREY PLEKS

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